The Bard who Made Ogre Jelly by PhoenixtheFawkes, literature
Literature
The Bard who Made Ogre Jelly
There once was a Bard from Obon
She was like none other that I knew
For not only was this Bard a woman
But her songs indeed, they were strange too!
Now my opinion of her may be clouded
For the only time I heard her sing
She was surrounded by a horde of Ogres
And singing a strange lively tune
And it went:
"Blueberry pie doth sing!
Blueberry pie Doth sing
It sings for you and sings for me
And takes our heart strings on a key!"
Now I don't know about you
But that song is strange from the first verse!
And apparently the ogres thought so too
For as they listened they all laughed
And laughed some more
Well, It turns out she w